groundhogcow (groundhogcow) wrote,
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groundhogcow

Super Friends Logic

I was thinking, man am I sleepy. I need some caffeine. I just can't stand coffee without cream though. But why should I not get cream. Maybe coffee should be made with cream. What if we make it so milk comes with caffeine. Not be adding it but by changing the way it's made.

So what do we have to do. Well we need to splice the dna of a coffee producing plant into something which can give continuous milk. Then it would likely need a lot of sunlight. Oh that's right humans can give continuous milk. Wait what would this look like. Large breasted woman nearly naked in the sun is what that would look like. OMG do we have this already?

No we can't have this yet or babies would never sleep. But why is the trend for the future so much like the past. Oh shit time travel accident. Sometime in the near future we are going to prefect this technology and time travelers are going to go back in time and make it a trend.

Why does this stuff always gonna happen to me.
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