December 13th, 2007

I am often asked about my thought process.

I would like to walk you through a bit of my thought process today.

Friend says she has heartburn.
I think about flaming hearts.
Then I think about flaming cheats
Then I think about flaming boobs.
Then I wonder how flaming boobs would work.
I decide that a chemical reaction produced in the boobs would case flame.
Is that the only chemical that they could make?
I remember that research uses animals milk to manufacture some drugs in milk.
I think that fire might not be good but maybe humans could make something else.
But what. What goes well with milk...
So I should make a woman who produces Kahlua in her breast.
I wounder what Kahlua really is.
I look up a recipe.
Hay I can do that.
I make a shopping list.