August 8th, 2007

Spandex Shorts

When I was young one day I bought two pairs of spandex shorts. They where very conferable but didn't have any pockets so I only wore then to places where I didn't have to keep track of my keys. This included when visiting the woman who is now my wife. She still talks about the spandex shorts all the time. Something about nothing left to the imagination. Shockingly shortly after I was married I could no longer find my spandex shorts. Which was no big deal as I was gaining weight at a steady pace.

Now that my weight is dropping I am beginning to think I need a few new pair. Maybe even pairs with pockets. Imagine that.